一户潘姓人家，长辈过世。
家祭时，请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。
讣闻是这么写的：　　　
孝　男：潘根科
孝　媳：池氏
孝孙女：潘良慈
孝　孙：潘道时
但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。
当他照著讣闻唱名时，凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。
于是就给他念成这样子：
「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」
孝男一听，直觉得很奇怪，但又不敢问，于是就翻了一个跟斗。
接著又说：「孝媳，也……是……」
孝媳一听：「我也要翻啊？」于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。
再来：「孝孙女，翻两次。」
孝孙女一听，想想爸妈都翻了，我也翻吧！于是就翻了两个跟斗。
此时孝孙心想：「老爸、老妈都各翻一次，姐姐也翻两次，那么我要翻几 次？」心里想著想著就开始紧张了：「怎么办？」
只见老先生扯开喉咙，大声念出：「孝孙……翻……到……死」


just for laughs..
its a very funni email that i gotten fr a fren.. =)

feeling soo sian nw..
i keep thinking that i have no chance of converting to perm..
haiz..
issit bcoz of my dip??
well, i hope not!!~

when i first join.. i heard that due to e fact tat my dip is 'different' im given a chance to try out!!
just bcoz my dip issit in IT..
tatz wad i heard anyway..

i just hope that its nt true manzz..
i just think that its nt fair to outcast ppl like tat lor.. just bcoz my dip is different..
haiz...

i just feel tat im in another boys-dominated environment again.. like wad it was in poly..
haiz..

dunno wad to do sia...

2 of my frens fr e same batch, have been offered perm position!!!
i feel happy for them, n yet @ e same time, im kinda envious..

i keep thinking y r dey being offered e chance, but nt me..
one thing is tat i dun tink my performance is worse than them..
in fact, i think i may even b on par wif them sia..
i try my very best to hit e quota somemore..

haizz.z..